The latest chapter in the scandals of everyones favourite superstar golfer appears to be getting a screen adaptation if ninemsn's reports prove true.

"Tiger's wood" is the title of the new porn movie that has already been scripted and is now in the process of auditioning its stars.
With Tiger announcing his indefinate departure from the game, resulting in a lot of spare time, would it be too much of a stretch for the man himself to maybe put his hand up for the leading role?
He could be a natural.
He's played many front and back 9's, is good with his one wood with regular flexes, scored a few hole in ones plus a flock of birdies and the amount of balls he would have played with over his career would be countless......

I apologise for those terrible sexual innuendos

In other news, Robert Allenby has been up to a bit of questionable behaviour in not being able to keep his pants on.

Whilst we here at the driving range stand by our stance on no dress code. We do encourage you to at least wear pants

thankyou :)