Topic “Humour”

When you're playing so good you're on fire!

California golfer's errant swing 'sparks 12-acre blaze'

An Orange COunty helicopter battles the blaze

Roughly 150 fire fighters responded to the scene on the hill beside the golf course

A California wildfire was sparked when a golfer trying to hit a ball out of the rough struck his club against a rock, fire officials have said. Read more »

30 Years of caddy shack!

The infamous Bushwood Country Club was first introduced to us with the theatrical release of Caddyshack on July 25, 1980. To commemorate the 30-year anniversary of quoting Bill Murray lines from Caddyshack, PGATour.com checked up on the current status of Bushwood Country Club.

While the fictional club was spawned from writer Brian Doyle-Murray’s days as a caddie during his youth at Indian Hill Club in Winnetka, Ill., Bushwood is actually Grande Oaks Golf Club in Davie, Fla.

But 30 years ago, the soon-to-be face of the moon was known as Rolling Hills Golf Club. Read more »

Golf on the go

Not really sure what to say about this

Thanks to Hayley for this one

MUSSELFEST

We have a stall down at Rockingham Musselfest this weekend. Come down onto the beach and hit some golfballs into the water!!

No funny business here

We assure you our golf lessons from Jo Bishop are fun and relaxed here at the Rockingham Golf Driving Range....

Unlike this suss looking technique :)

Some excuses Charlie could be making on the course

For the past few Fridays, Charlie (The older George Clooney lookalike from the range) and myself (Jason, the younger dapper gent) have been teeing off at different courses around town. The matches are usually pretty close but Charlie, who plays quite regularly, has been struggling to find some touch lately against my mate and I who very rarely play.

I thought I would now take this opportunity to lay up some excuses he can use next time he’s out on the course, if he hasn’t used them already.
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A friendly not to the kids on school holidays

Over the holiday period we tend to get a few younger crew on school holidays with a bit too much free time on their hands. Maybe a sign like this around the range would deter any young Danny Ocean wannabies

The Ultimate Golf Tip

Charlie, myself and a few friends managed to slip in a quick round of golf and the beautiful Kwinana golf course on friday afternoon. The fifth hole (dog leg right over the water and trees) proved to be a little difficult for ol mate Charlie, providing us with a bit of humour as we watched him take 4 shots from within 10m around the green to finally land on.
The hamster on his minds spinning wheel must have been running over time,
if only he remembered JC Andersons classic advice, all might have be a different story... Read more »

The Tiger stories keep on prowling

The latest chapter in the scandals of everyones favourite superstar golfer appears to be getting a screen adaptation if ninemsn's reports prove true.

"Tiger's wood" is the title of the new porn movie that has already been scripted and is now in the process of auditioning its stars.
With Tiger announcing his indefinate departure from the game, resulting in a lot of spare time, would it be too much of a stretch for the man himself to maybe put his hand up for the leading role?
He could be a natural.
He's played many front and back 9's, is good with his one wood with regular flexes, scored a few hole in ones plus a flock of birdies and the amount of balls he would have played with over his career would be countless......  Read more »

The Range's take on Tiger's woods

Woke up this morning at 5.30am and Tiger Woods at 6 Birdies. That's not a bad round I thought but today's round hadn't finished ... by 7am he had 8 Birdies including a Porn Star ... I think that's a golf technical term for getting quickly from hole into another ... I can now see why he wasn't too quick to take John Daly's advice, from earlier in the week and purge himself with the honest and open approach.  "I'm sure the public will understand" or so went JDs advice.
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